Those Drops aren’t from Me!
We are men. We have a ‘pee shooter’. Raising the seat is for those with a spray maker or lack of aim. This time…maybe you can blame those errant drops on your buddy.
![Lift the toilet seat](http://100daysofbadadvice.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/toilet-seat.jpeg)
After all, sitting down to pee is emasculating. We aren’t women. She can dry a few stray spatters every now and then. You are marking your territory. Asserting your position as a standing pee’r. You are the envy of all those sitters.
And when you are next standing in front of a urinal, straddling the puddle left by others with poor aim, just know that you shoot straight…and even if there was a toilet seat hanging in front of your pee target…you wouldn’t leave a drop.
Chris